Biologists would have you call this thing an Armadillo-Girdled Lizard, Cordylus cataphractus, but I won’t be fooled. This is clearly a baby dragon. They also have this adorable habit of biting their own tails for no discernible reason. Which is adorable until you remember what the ouroboros is, and inevitably conclude that these things are also dark magic.
Magical dragons. It all makes sense.
As your girlfriend, I will make it my duty to make you turned on at the most inappropriate of times.
So what the fuck is fire? Like it’s not a solid, liquid, or a gas. So like plasma? For real though wtf is up with fire.